Space Water Bottle

Get ready to take your hydration game to the next level with this 17-ounce stainless steel water bottle. It's so good at keeping your drink cold or hot, you'll think it has superpowers! And don't worry about leaks, this baby's got you covered with an odor- and leak-proof cap. Just don't forget to wash it every once in a while, unless you want to cultivate a new strain of bacteria in there.

• High-grade stainless steel (aka fancy stuff) • 17 oz (500 ml) of pure liquid gold • Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm), perfect for showing off your biceps • Vacuum flask that keeps drinks hot or cold for up to 6 hours (yes, it's a time traveler too) • Bowling pin shape (strike!) • Glossy finish that makes you feel like a VIP • Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors that'll make your eyes pop • Hand-wash only, because you're worth it • Blank product sourced from China, but we promise it's not made of pandas

Disclaimer: If you keep water in this bottle for too long, you might accidentally create a new civilization in there. So, drink up!